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Jesus Christ, Ted Nugent and Rosie O’Donnell Weigh in on Gay Marriage

Joe40 Wrote: Mar 31, 2013 4:47 PM
So, that means you get to contend with things like mad cow, e coli, botulism, and salmonella, to name a few. Or did you miss that part? But hey, as you said, "enjoy!"

The other day I was on a radio show being interviewed about my new Sandy Hook Massacre book when the conversation turned to gay marriage. I’m sitting there thinking, “Huh?” … “I didn’t sign up to talk about gay marriage” … “Good Lord, man, I’d rather watch Yoko Ono do an interpretive dance to “Riders on the Storm” then yap about two big lesbians wanting to get hitched.”

Anyway, I caved in and decided to follow the host’s lead and give him my redneck two cents on gay marriage; and here’s what I told him:

Number One. Before I...