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Donkey Love

JMWinPR Wrote: Dec 13, 2012 2:05 PM
Having sex with monkeys gave us HIV. I wonder what new diseases are on the horizon. Gerbils, well you never know. You have to ask the actor Richard Gerbil for his thoughts on the issue
Dr_Zinj Wrote: Dec 14, 2012 9:42 AM
Human -monkey sex did not cause HIV.
There is reasonable suspicion that at least one venerial disease came from human-animal sex.
AmyDB Wrote: Dec 13, 2012 10:59 PM
I thought this myth was disproven over & over again. It was not sex with monkeys that introduced the HIV virus into the human species. It was bloodthirsty cretins that believe cutting open a living monkey's skull & eating it's brains that introduced the virus. Needless to say the monkeys objected & bit or clawed those who treated the monkeys in such a manner. When the wounds the monkeys inflicted came into contact with the blood bearing the virus infection occurred.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but a serious case is now being made that our beloved Constitution gives us the right to have sex with donkeys.

First, the lawyers:

Over at Volokh.com, Northwestern law professor Eugene Kontorovich argues, "Bestiality is private sexual conduct and thus prima facie requires a very good justification to regulate. ... Insisting that bestiality bans simply regulate animal welfare is insufficient. Those regulations do not typically intrude on protected interests.

"Bestiality bans regulate human sexual expression. And in the Supreme Court's jurisprudence, sex is special."

Antonio Hayes, a fellow at Cornell Law School has what Kontorovich...