If it were not against the law I would shoot Waxman in the face

I bet you like a black man in your mouth salacious, don't you? Keep on suckin' on Buckwheat... that's it Li'l tarbaby

Right on! Anybody Rove is pushin' -- I'm pushin' back. 'F' Karl Rove.

Chances of Pawlenty becoming president -- nonexistent. Sorry chump, you don't look, act or speak like a president; whatever that means. All I know is that 'you'... don't got 'it'. Plus, your name sounds dumb.

I have never wanted to knock the "livin' crap outa sumbuddy like i wann a do to dat one". He puts the Naked Emperor to shame! He's the punk in high school that always needed his butt kicked but it just wasn't worth the effort or possible detention/suspension time that might be incurred. Let that be a lesson youngsters -- go ahead and kick that punk's butt.

Sorry -- I wish the south woulda won