Here are some jokes that will not be delivered at the annual liberal love-fest known as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, being held this Saturday in Washington DC:
I hope you enjoyed your dinner tonight.
It was a family recipe from the President’s childhood.
I’m talking about the fact that Barack Obama ate dog meat as a child.
A fact that he hid from every journalist in this room – by writing it down in his autobiography.
Mitt Romney tells one Boston newspaper, five years ago, that he put his dog in a carrier on the roof of his car...