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Important News: Obama Fairly Certain Nicki Minaj Didn't Endorse Romney

JessB67 Wrote: Sep 12, 2012 10:45 AM
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Now that The One has weighed in on this urgent matter, I can finally end my hunger strike.  Quick background: Pop sensation Nicki Minaj caused a minor stir last week when she appeared to endorse Mitt Romney during a freestyle rap session (audio NSFW).  Is a young, black, female, multi-platinum recording artist allowed to commit such political heresy?  Could she really have meant what she said, or was it just part of the show?  The President of the United States waded into this national mystery -- at last! -- and offered his interpretation of Minaj's political rhapsody:
 

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