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I Just Wanted to Include the Word "Obama" in this Superbowl Headline

jerrypoodle Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 2:52 PM
lol: If the Super Bowl was Democrats vs Republicans, Republicans would... 1. Pay off the referees before the game. 2. Change the rules of the game during halftime. 3. Ban any review of previous plays. 4. A touchdown would score 6 points for Democrats, 9 points for Republicans. 5. Republicans would get 6 timeouts vs 3 for Democrats. Cheating is a mainstay of Republican ideology. And they're proud of it
probinson Wrote: Feb 05, 2013 2:43 PM
When your wife comes home and accuses you of cheating and you have been completely faithful, what should be your most logical deduction? Besides searching for an attorney.
Mark1369 Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 9:21 PM
Poodle is a good name for you. Prove the heating as democrat officials and their supporters have been caught cheating very often while Republicans only rarely.
Colonialgirl Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 5:51 PM
Nothing like an ignorant liberal troll to attempt a lowlife lying smear of Republicans and accuse them of EVERYTHING the Democrats do ALL the time.
Back to your cess pool troll.
brimley Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 5:42 PM
Good satire requires a bit of truth to work.

Projecting ones own truth to hide them is pathetic
FletchforFreedom Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 3:16 PM
If the Super Bowl was Democrats vs Republicans, Democrats would:
1. Replace the referees with their own flunkies in the name of "bipartisanship"
2. Ignore any and all rules entirely except as they apply to Republicans
3. Insist that all Republican plays be reviewed and, regardless of the review, penalize the Republicand half the distance to the goal
4. A touchdown would score no points for Republicans (who would be told that they are Florida panhandle residents and time had already expired) but would score additional points for Democrats based on how many dead there are in the area and how many homeless people came to the stadium for free smokes

Since ACTUAL cases of cheating are almost exclusively by Dems...
Jay Wye Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 8:46 PM
DemocRATs always accuse Repubs of what the DemocRATs are doing.
KManInLaLa Wrote: Feb 05, 2013 3:54 AM
Don't forget--the officials' uniforms would either be gray ("nothing is black-and-white") or rainbow-colored (showing how they "include" all the players).
probinson Wrote: Feb 05, 2013 3:03 PM
most mayhem and violent crimes along with burglaries, vandalism and on and on can be connected to left wing/pro entitlement type personalities. The greater the disrespect for a society and its laws the more brutal the criminal becomes.

(Editor’s Note: Barack Obama will not make an appearance in this column.)

Dear Coach,

Now that the Superbowl is over, it’s not too late to begin thinking about “next” year.   

So, pursuant with the terms of my plea bargain agreement and by order of the court, “Number 81®” hereby submits this apology to you, to the patrons of Danny’s All Night Café and to the fine ladies of the Buddy’s Airport Lounge and Go-Go Barn (home of the $12.99 T-bone-lap-dance combo).

While the words have been crafted on the advice of Number 81®’s attorney, the...

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