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Wake Up, Socially Liberal Fiscal Conservatives

Jeff2410 Wrote: Jan 18, 2013 9:22 AM
I have a similar sense of humor and I hate it when people don't get me. I get you. It's you and me, man! We're like Thelma and Louise!!

Dear Socially Liberal Fiscal Conservative Friend,

That's pretty toothy, so I'm going to call you Bob.

But whatever specific name you go by, Bob, you know who you are. You're the sort of person who says to his conservative friends or co-workers something like, "I would totally vote for Republicans if they could just give up on these crazy social issues."

When you explain your votes for Barack Obama, you talk about how Republicans used to be much more moderate and focused on important things such as low taxes, fiscal discipline and balanced budgets.

When Colin Powell was on "Meet the...