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Or, per Dorothy Parker when asked to use "horticulture" in a sentence, "you can lead a wh0re to culture but you can't make her think".
King: That's redundant; see #3.
I assume that the life which begins at conception is a human life. Thus, you pro-choicers trust women to decide if they want to terminate a human life. Another way of describing "terminating a human life", especially when applied to a human whose only crime is existing, is murder. Thanks for clearing that up for us.
No, Fish, he's just glad to see you.
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Reid & Schumer Took Koch Money, Too

Jeeves Wrote: Apr 09, 2014 11:21 AM
Connecticut except for everything outside Litchfield county...
The man thinks he's a wit. That's giving himself twice the credit he deserves.
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Reputation Versus Regulation

Jeeves Wrote: Feb 05, 2014 11:03 AM
On the plus side, Moses would have ObamaCare...
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Reputation Versus Regulation

Jeeves Wrote: Feb 05, 2014 11:02 AM
Well, my church made a lot of money selling home-made preserves. Then the word came down: you have to make the preserves in the church kitchen, subject to inspection and approval. On the other hand, our local volunteer fire department's annual fund raising country fair includes a cake wheel, with all baked goods donated by members of the community, baked (horrors!) in their own kitchens.
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Yawn of the Union

Jeeves Wrote: Jan 29, 2014 3:35 PM
I kind of feel sorry for Tim Thomas, but he did have to carry all the defense himself. Another six pack for Boston! My take on the SOTU was that I'd rather hire a h00ker; the lies would be better and more credible, and at least there would be a happy ending.
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