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I thought it was "Pants up, don't loot".
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Why Millennials Hate Voice Mail

Jeeves Wrote: Nov 03, 2014 5:00 PM
"Before we had e-mail, we had to use typewriters or hand-write letters to each other." I was raised to regard typing a personal letter as quite rude.
"It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass." The only thing Mr. Obama should have the power to pass is stool.
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The Campus Crusade for Comfort

Jeeves Wrote: Oct 01, 2014 10:28 AM
Which is why I quit it, long ago.
Beautifully Orwellian. To complete the triptych: Slavery is Freedom Strength through Ignorance
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The Two Sides Of the "Convert Or Die" Coin

Jeeves Wrote: Sep 05, 2014 7:56 AM
Or Mark, as the case may be...
Listening to Debbie Wasserman Schultz's utterances is equivalent to a lobotomy.
And a significant number probably think Obama landed at Roswell, and then voted for him anyway.
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Things I Don't Understand

Jeeves Wrote: Sep 03, 2014 7:58 AM
"Breasts, not being manufactured products..." Angelina Jolie, anyone?
Goats.
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