Rejected White House Correspondents' Dinner Jokes

Rejected White House Correspondents' Dinner Jokes

Here are some jokes that will not be delivered at the annual liberal love-fest known as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, being held this Saturday in Washington DC:

I hope you enjoyed your dinner tonight.

It was a family recipe from the President’s childhood.

I’m talking about the fact that Barack Obama ate dog meat as a child.

A fact that he hid from every journalist in this room – by writing it down in his autobiography.

Mitt Romney tells one Boston newspaper, five years ago, that he put his dog in a carrier on the roof of his car...