Here I sit, just wondering: How much does Ted get paid for posting his shallow drivel? I'm wondering if Ted gets paid whether anyone responds to his nonsense, or if his fees are contingent on getting responses? I'm wondering if Ted has ever held down a real job in his useless life; you know, the kind of job where one builds a useful product or delivers a necessary service. I am wondering if Ted is capable of feeling shame for his wasting of useful resources like food, air and water. I am just wondering.... Ivan

Yeah, I love the talking Golden Retriever! Ivan

Really bryce, do you work? Or are you the typical union member who clocks in and clocks out while doing little to show in the tween time? Ivan

Tom Ryan?! You must mean TIM Ryan. Ivan

Um, let's see; Sunday is May 1st -- looks like I will be grilling Johnsonville Brats (after boiling them in Coors Banquet beer first, of course) and served up with Sargento cheeses. Has the AFSCME targeted any bakery so that I know what buns to put on my grocery list? And does Bush's beans appear on any boycott lists? Ivan

A question for allison: Darlin', aren't you a week early? I thought the first of May, aka May Day, is the set aside date to celebrate the Great Revolution of the proletariat over the bourgeois. The problem with you, allison, is that your communists have not yet faced down that which kicked King George out of your country: namely, the Tea Party Patriots. To paraphrase the very quotable John Paul Jones, "[We] have not yet begun to fight!" Good day, allison, you slutty pinko. Ivan

I witnessed the kalifornication of Colorado from the 80's to the present. It has been an ugly sight. Ivan

Dear lilly, we buy, collect and amass guns only because we know it bothers the #e!! out of people such as you. Also, because, based on the Second Amendment in the Bill of Rights, we can lawfully do so and there is nothing you can do about it. Also, because in doing so, we are forcing you to steal our liberties piece-meal -- one by one -- instead of all at once. Now that unwashed masses have, due to the excesses of you and yours, lilly, woke up to what has been happening around them,perhaps we can erase and reverse the damage done by you, lilly, and your friends. All because we bought, collected and amassed our firearms. See you at the counter-revolution, lilly. Ivan

I saw a video clip of him throwing a football.....he could possibly be an affirmative-action quarterblack at Hahhhhvahhhhd. Ivan

Carol, President Obama is red through-and-through; that is the only color that matters to progressives. Ivan