According to the latest CNN poll, 52% of Americans do not think that Obama deserves a second term and would vote against him.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/81213-52-s ay-obama-doesnt-deserve-reelection-

"Ok, no one is (publically) using the "n" word"

Harry Reid has.

Don't forget that The One also claimed there were no earmarks in the stimulus bill. LMAO.

Obviously, you do not know my husband, Hal Donahue.

Thank you. Have a drink on Hal!

"Why don't you take a back seat and watch my President drive."

Exactly where he belongs. Home, James!



Charnutty, I will take one Sweet-n-Low and some skim milk in my coffee. Chop-chop! I am waiting.

When Nurse Ratchet finds you, please tell my husband, Hal, who is in the padded cell next to you, that I used his Rachel Madcow poster to housetrain the new puppy. You might also tell him that Madcow enjoyed it.

As you know, Hal was found in a gutter outside of Pete's Pub on Tuesday night. The police placed in the Scranton drunk tank. Because he pleaded, I did ask you, his "folks", to call the jail to arrange his bail. Obviously, I am unsurprised that no one put some skin in the game. I, myself, laughed when he asked.

Considering that I have been deprived of food for years and he has ruined my best dresses, I was not going to bail him out. When I told him this morning, he became even more of a raving lunatic. The police called in a psychiatrist, who injected him with a veterinary sedative.

Just to update you, the last time I saw Hal he was in a straightjacket, drooling and screaming "Yes, we can!" The ambulance departed...

Radical-left talk show host Mike Malloy went on a tear again on Tuesday night as election returns poured in from Massachusetts. Malloy was blunt about the voters. To him, they said: "We want a theocratic madman as our senator."

But Malloy really started swinging as he noted the headline that Prince Alwaleed bin Talal of Saudi Arabia was having talks with Rupert Murdoch about News Corp investing in his Rotana Media company. That story led to this rant about conservative talkers being the real terrorists on 9/11 (Listen for yourself here):

"You crazy sons-of-bitches, you right-wingers. Do you not understand that the people you hold up as heroes bombed your god/damn country? Do you not understand that Glenn Beck and Sean...

If you haven't already guessed, my husband had a HORRIBLE evening last night. The police found him laying in a gutter close to Pete's Pub and wearing one of my favorite (not any more) dresses and sucking on a silver spoon screaming Ann, Ann, Ann.

He is still in the drunk tank. He asked me to ask all of his "folks" if they could kindly take up a collection for his bail. I have refused, especially after he ruined my newest Merry Widow (A girl can dream, can't she?) from Victoria's Secrets.

Please call the Scranton Police Department at (570) 348-4130.

You might also want to mention to the police that I might be in mortal danger because I removed Hal's Rachel Maddow poster and replaced it with Scott Brown's...