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Michelle Obama's "Civilian" Act Is Hard To Swallow

hunkahunka Wrote: May 30, 2012 2:23 PM
No, but the shadow of my butt does weigh about 40 pounds. Every time I went to the beach those girls from the S.P.C.A. are always trying to push me back out into the ocean; then, the guys from Japan are launching harpoons at me once the S.P.C.A. girls get me adrift. I may be a lard butt, but I have lost over 150 pounds in the last 2 years but still got about 90 to go. Then, what excuse will ugly folks have? You know the ones that are so ugly that tears roll back on their forehead just to keep from flowing down that ugly face. I ain't sayin' you are; but I have heard that you always having to slip up on a glass of water to get a drink out of it. Your kids say that you have to beat your feet each night to make them sleep with you. :)
The first lady of the United States is on a whirlwind publicity tour for her hefty new food and gardening book ($30), which the White House hopes will bolster Team Obama's favorability ratings. I'd say it's a classic recipe for rank campaign hypocrisy and media double standards.

While journalists savor chummy chitchats with Mrs. Obama about beets and Beyonce, FLOTUS is once again escaping hard questions about her cronyism, junk science and generous junkets at taxpayer expense.

Mrs. Obama's 2012 campaign media blitz has already brought her to daytime airwaves ("The Ellen DeGeneres Show"), prime-time reality TV ("The Biggest Loser") and children's programming...