(Editor’s Note: Barack Obama will not make an appearance in this column.)
Dear Coach,
Now that the Superbowl is over, it’s not too late to begin thinking about “next” year.
So, pursuant with the terms of my plea bargain agreement and by order of the court, “Number 81®” hereby submits this apology to you, to the patrons of Danny’s All Night Café and to the fine ladies of the Buddy’s Airport Lounge and Go-Go Barn (home of the $12.99 T-bone-lap-dance combo).
While the words have been crafted on the advice of Number 81®’s attorney, the...












"Classical liberalism is a political ideology, a branch of liberalism which advocates civil liberties and political freedom with limited government under the rule of law and generally promotes a laissez-faire economic policy" doesn't sound anything like a liberl today but it does show your lack of education and trying to equate your beliefs with the writers of the Constitution when they would be opposed to your politics today/
those great people were for individual responsibility and rights,and for FREEDOM.
you commies would enslave us,deny us our opinions and beliefs,cruelly shackle us to government.
Today's "liberals" are stupid leftist communists, socialists and Nazis.
(Let me know which words I need to define for you).