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Rejected White House Correspondents' Dinner Jokes

hitthedeck Wrote: Apr 28, 2012 1:05 PM
The president’s dog probably went into shock when he heard the news! Poor old dog is probably staying out of the Whitehouse kitchen. He is probably thinking about hiding on top of the president's limo to escape.

Here are some jokes that will not be delivered at the annual liberal love-fest known as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, being held this Saturday in Washington DC:

I hope you enjoyed your dinner tonight.

It was a family recipe from the President’s childhood.

I’m talking about the fact that Barack Obama ate dog meat as a child.

A fact that he hid from every journalist in this room – by writing it down in his autobiography.

Mitt Romney tells one Boston newspaper, five years ago, that he put his dog in a carrier on the roof of his car...