GOP.com, the new social networking site for Republicans, crashed hours after it was launched on Tuesday.

"No site structure can possibly withstand that many people typing in all caps."

Dave Nowak,
Campus Activities Director

One more thing.

Psst...

The original question was really rhetorical.

Of COURSE no one was going to answer it.

EVER.

It was fun watching you all frantically writhing around it though.

We all know that a raped and beaten slave wouldn't care much for a document that provided her master the right to treat his "property" as he saw fit.

It wasn't a trick question, but you roaches were sure as fúck quick to scramble away from it. Truly, the guilty flee when no man pursueth.

No strawmen arguments to be found!

No strawmen at all...

Just a bunch of ássholes like you.

Cheers,
Henry

...and say hello to your moms for me.

Oh, Oh - Sorry, I almost forgot.

Can you prove to me that your mother wasn't a cumguzzling whoré back in 1972?

Oh, and I need explanations and evidence - and she'll need to entertain me with some oral pleasuring (as proof of skill-level) before I entertain any of your questions.

(And YOU don't count as evidence of anything, since you're obviously a bastárd.)

I think these conditions are fair.

And, of course, you'll have to remove your tallywhacker from her mouth before you ask her anything.

(I won't accept garbled answers.)

And wipe off her chin - It's only polite.

Thank you for finally supplying a clear answer to my original question.

Jiminy Christmas, another idiot joins the
orungatun parade. I knock one down and another
egghead jumps in to take his place. Hey - just
skip all of the arguing and admit you're an idiot.

My friend Joe - Why do you insist on destroying
our blessed country? You would rather see it
torn to pieces before you would think to lend a
helping hand to your fellow Americans. We are all
equal, but some are less equal than others. We
really need a public-option healthcare system.

Imbeciles like yourselves would label this as
socialism. Are police departments socialist?

Are fire departments? The welfare system?

White people have a lot to make up for, but
how can you make reparations for...

Just because you've read my message doesn't mean you
understand it. Trust me, your momma musta raised a real
dim bulb with you. But I suppose I can't blame her. You
aren't a product of your environment. It was probably a
series of genetic mutations that has rendered you stupid.

Fallacious arguments won't work with me. I won't fall for
underhanded tactics. You're just a sarcastic twit that
couldn't argue his way out of a paper bag. You don't
know what you're saying. You need to LEAVE the U.S. & take
everyone else on this board with you. You are all absolute
disgraces to the greatest nation on earth.

Just move to France, or some other stupid country where
everyone sits around drinking all...

Surely you guys are all kidding. It's hard
to believe that you could ALL be this stupid.

Does anyone here have a functioning brain? Is
everyone here simply a complete loon and utter
nut-case? Did anyone attend ANY educational
institution? Are you all really as stupid as you
seem?

It's like watching a bunch of wild orangutans
screaming at each other while swinging from a tree.

All of them howling and flinging poop at each other.

For Christ's sake, Why don't you all just wake
up? If you all hate your country so much, then just
cut and run. Get out! The idiocy found here simply
kills me. It's unbelievable. You even have a resident
idiot who calls herself St.Denis or something....

Hey Greyhawk - Listen up butter-cup.

You're still weaseling your way around the question.

Stop with all the nonsense.

Frankly, half of it is incomprehensible.

I’m demanding someone take care of me?

We loons want to live in 1800's?!? But if we did we wouldn’t like it so much?!? (I enjoyed that one – you’re really unhinged.)

I’m looking for handouts?

And you got me, even the glorious state of Washington has produced some loons (see Glenn Beck).

BUT ENOUGH OF YOUR DIATRIBES:

I AM looking for a handout,

from you.

one simple answer to a simple

QUESTION:

If you were a routinely raped and beaten female slave of the early 1800s, your children ripped...

You said,

“People today who still use race, slavery and all that crap to justify their current attitude of ingratitude and demand more and more apologies and etc, are after nothing more than reparations.”

Trust me - No one wants your worthless apology. And you can keep every “red” cent of your hard-earned money.

You don't like Washington State?

Hey Alabamian, What about September 15th, 1963?

Not 1800.

1963 - Yesterday.

No reparations will bring those little girls back.

Washington - Kurt Kobain (your spelling)
Alabama - KKK.

And tell you what, if you don't like grunge, try some Neil Young circa 1970.

He's got a few tunes written especially for your state.

Hey there Greyhawk,

You're quite the wriggly worm too.

My question was quite narrow and specific.

If you were a routinely raped and beaten female slave of the early 1800s, your children ripped from your arms and sold to the highest bidder, your loved-ones killed for attempting escape – If that was your life, with no hope of another, would you have loved the Constitution then, as much as you do now?

It's a yes or no kind-of question.

Stop with all the ‘welfare” this, and the “reparations” that. (You must suffer from a great deal of subconscious “white guilt”.)

Stop with the moronic generalizations about socialists, serial killers, and suicides.

I’m not generalizing. I’m not hurling around...