Without an afterlife to look forward to, what would the Dumbocrats do with themselves if the last, most perfect Communist Paradise on earth ceased to exist? These are the people who got exactly what the Dumbocrats wish for us all. They beat us fair and square on the battlefield and got what all good socialists want -- equality for all (except, of course, a few "more equal" than the others). Personally, I love the spectacle of their dynasty of inherited "Dear Leaders" and all those famous antics -- the big hair and sunglasses, the dud nukes and exploding rockets, the kidnapped western movie stars, and all those great pictures of the latest midget Kim "looking" at things. Why would we want to help them? They're in Paradise!

We can turn it around anytime we want. Simply stop the INCREASE in spending and FREEZE the budget at the current level, and it BALANCES ITSELF IN TEN YEARS. That's all it takes. JUST SAY NO to any given debt ceiling hike, and PROBLEM SOLVED. But last year, we couldn't even get five Dumbocrats on the "special committee" to agree to reduce even the RATE of the INCREASE. Were we surpised? After defying the law and refusing to even produce a budget for over three years? And icing on the cake, the GOP nominates the next RINO in line -- the esteemed former head of the Soviet Socialist State of Massachusetts -- the great Vulture Capitalist himself -- RINO Romney. So to answer your question, Pat, can we turn it around? No.

And you see the same thing on this side of the pond. Why did resource-rich, temperate, civilized South America become a basket case after the Spanish and Portugese colonization, while harsh, cold, resource-poor North America prospered when colonized by the English? This didn't used to be a big mystery. We used to celebrate our Anglo-Saxon heritage (which originated in Germany). Every school kid knew that Anglo-Saxon culture explained American success.

Yes, congratulations to all the hardworking Dumbocrats and RINO's who worked tirelessly to ensure that Texas voted after the show was over -- thereby ensuring that Obozo will never have to face an authentic conservative. Yes, it took a lot of hard work to screw up our Congressional redistricting to the point of absurdity and push our primary all the way to the end of May. But it's all worth it now, right boys? RINO Romney is the winner! Yay! When Joe Sixpack discovers his choice is between the guy who looks like his boss and the "hopey-changey" guy who looks like to cool kid from highschool, who do you think he's going to vote for?

-- He danced in the end zone when other brave me killed Bin Laden -- who he had killed -- He maintained a global hit-list -- He apologized for the military burning of enemy-desecrated Korans. -- He took a lavish exotic vacation every two months on our dime -- He lied that unemployment was 8% when it never dipped below 15% during his "reign" -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied -- He lied

-- He nationalized General Motors -- He called himself a "ruler" -- He bowed and scraped before foreign potentates -- He "deemed to pass" socialized medicine against the will of the people. -- He sided with the occuturds and called the Tea Party racist -- He handed out truckloads of borrowed Chinese money to his crony's -- He allowed Muslims to build a victory Mosque on Ground Zero -- He attempted to try the #2 terrorist in civil court -- He crippled the American economy with regulation -- He declared carbon dioxide a poisonous pollutant -- He fiddled while the Gulf burned, then shut down all Gulf exploration -- He killed the pipeline that would eliminate Arab Oil -- He called off the war on islamofacism

It's all just part of the plan -- bury us in outrage until our giveadamn's broke. Why are we not in armed insurrection at this point? -- He lied and repeatedly disavowed his own American citizenship for money and an ivy league education -- He pretended to be black when it suited him -- He worshiped a racist preacher for 20 years -- He kicked off his political career in the home of a non-repentant killer and terrorist -- He refused to arrest and prosecute armed men harassing voters at the voting booth -- He accepted a Nobel Prize for simply being present. -- He let his wife and kids buzz ground zero in Air Force One -- He doubled-down on Bush's trillion-dollar porkulus -- He fired the executives of private companies

While Byron strains at gnats, allow me to raise a slightly more pertinent question: Why does Barak Hussein Obama CLAIM to be non-citizen WHEN IT PLEASES HIM TO DO SO? Such as: -- When he needed someone to pay for his ivy-league education. -- When he wanted to sell a book written from an alien perspective. I don't know or care whether the imperial buffoon is a citizen, although the simple fact that his mother is, implies that technically so is he, regardless of which patch of ground she occupied when spawned him. I DO care about the fact that the man is a DEMONSTRABLE, HABITUAL, PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. And I care about the fact that, regardless of his passport, he is completely UN-AMERICAN BY WORD AND DEED.

Michael! There you go again, assuming that Dumbocrats care about logic! Whadaya, live in a cocoon or something? With Dumbocrats (or any species of Socialist, for that matter), it's never been about what works. It's always been about what "OUGHT" to work. What's "fair". How things "OUGHTA BE"! You know, like what normal people think heaven might be like, where everybody's as rich as they want to be and nobody has to work any harder than they want to. So it's a "moral" religious issue. Or at least what passes for morals and religion for people who don't believe in either. You can no more argue the case for low taxes with a liberal than you can argue the divinity of Christ with a Mohammedan.

Greed is Good! Praise Dollar! Amen, brother, SING IT! Now, if we could only get our own closet communists -- the entire Dumbocrat Party -- to discover the new religion...