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Psalm 666: The State Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want

Hamilcar Barca Wrote: Nov 25, 2012 12:51 PM
That is why the Secret Service agents do a "rock/paper/scissors" every day to see who has to guard him.

A Psalm of Obama


(To be sung by children, K-12, every morning of their seven-day school week.)*


The State is my shepherd,

I shall not want.

It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures.

It leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas.

It restores my soul through its control.

It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake.

Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,

I will fear no evil,

For Barack...