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Even in SF, There Is No Free Naked Lunch

Great Scott! Wrote: Oct 09, 2012 3:16 PM
I used to think that when God gave our Earth the giant enema, he would put the nozzle firmly in downtown Paris since it's the a-hole of Europe. I take it all back, San Francisco is getting one directly up the tookus when the time comes...seems fitting.
The news release headline reads, "Supervisor Wiener to introduce legislation restricting public nudity to appropriate venues." That's San Francisco City Hall-speak for: The city is getting ready to ban public nudity, but not from the Folsom Street Fair or other public venues where nudity has been known to make cameo appearances.

If the San Francisco Board of Supervisors actually does ban public nudity, it will do so after so much hand-wringing you would think the supes had been handcuffed to reality and forced to stare at too much sagging skin.

I feel for Scott Wiener -- who was elected in 2010, just as...

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