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On the Ninth Day, God Made a Liberal

GodsLaws Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 3:06 PM
He didn't wait until the ninth day. The first Biblical liberal appears in the Garden. He had a little conversation with his first female victim there. And they've been sewing the seeds of envy ever-since.
George257 Wrote: Feb 11, 2013 2:57 AM
Precisely. Disobeying God's rule about the tree was the source of liberalism, and all evil.

Here is a hilarious (and sad) parody of the wonderful Paul Harvey commentary about farmers, which was part of a popular Super Bowl ad last week.  Enjoy: