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Elizabeth Warren Dances With Lies

Allidunce writes: "If I wrote a book about my life, I'd probably include some embarassing stuff too." Chapter 01: The Worst Day In The History Of Civilization: My Little Brother Is Born Chapter 02: How I Got Kicked Out Of The Brownies For Being A Dork Chapter 03: My Parents Love My Brother More Than Me Chapter 04: White Boys Won't Ask Me Out Chapter 05: I Bought My Prom Dress At Lane Bryant Chapter 06: I Exchanged My Cherry For A Super-Sized Meal At McDonald's Chapter 07: I Hate People Who Are Prettier, Smarter, And Wealthier Than Me Chapter 08: My Life As A Mistress Chapter 09: My Life As A Mattress
Georgetwin now residing in PA Wrote: May 10, 2012 11:30 AM
Chapter 10: Little Che's Date With A Shop-Vac

Chapter 11: How I Got Two Worthless Degrees And Still Can't Spell "Privilege"

Chapter 12: Got Drunk, Picked Up A Guy At A Bar And Slept With Him

Chapter 13: How I Became The Human Grand Canyon

Chapter 14: Got Drunk, Picked Up A Guy At A Bar And Slept With Him

Chapter 15: How I Like To Pleasure Myself With The Washington Monument

Chapter 16: Got Drunk At Brother's Wedding, Made A Scene, Believe That My Sister-In-Law Should Apologize To Me For Ruining Her Wedding

Chapter 17: Got Drunk, Picked Up A Guy At A Bar And Slept With Him
Georgetwin now residing in PA Wrote: May 10, 2012 11:30 AM
Chapter 18: Got Involved With "A Beautiful, Strong Black Man," Who Stayed At My Flat And Left Owing Me Money

Chapter 19: Got Drunk, Picked Up A Guy At A Bar And Slept With Him

Chapter 20: Got Involved With A "Beautiful, Strong Muslim Man" & "Feigned" Interest In Islam To Get Him To Like Me

Chapter 21: Became A Muslim Woman, As Mo Predicted

Chapter 22: Took "Beautiful, Strong Muslim Man" To Meet The Family. Hilarity Did Not Ensue. Alienated Family.

Chapter 23 Finally Left The US To Go To "Cosmopolitan" Lebanon, A Country Filled With "Old-World Charm"

Chapter 24: Lebanon Not Paris & Hazmat Goes All 7th Century, As Mo Predicted
Georgetwin now residing in PA Wrote: May 10, 2012 11:31 AM
Chapter 25: How I Had To Beat Up My Mum In Order To Sell The Piano In Order To Pay Off Hazmat In Order To Keep My Head On My Shoulders

Chapter 26: My New Life In Online Dating

Chapter 27: I'm So Excited. My First Date From My Online Profile. I Think That I'll Take A Shower And Shave My Underarms. It's A Special Occasions, After All.

Chapter 28: How My Blind Date Stood Me Up

Chapter 29: How I Routinely Drunk Post

Chapter 30: I Hope All White, Doughy People Over 55 Are Exterminated

Chapter 31: Mo Makes Stuff Up About Me By Posting My Exact Comments In The Definitive Anthology of Alliduncism With The Links To The Threads Where I Wrote Them. She "Libels And Defames" Me.
Georgetwin now residing in PA Wrote: May 10, 2012 11:31 AM
Chapter 32: It’s hard to be a Trust Fund Baby when I spend all the money buying bus tickets for Jerkson to come and "visit" me.

Chapter 33: I went outside in a yellow dress and school children climbed onto me.

Chapter 34: I went jogging and the City of Shitcago is billing me for street repairs.

Chapter 35: I went to the zoo and threw peanuts to the elephants. They threw them back. I wonder why?

Chapter 36: I went to a bar wearing a green dress with pockets and was INSTANTLY surrounded by patrons with cue sticks.

Chapter 37: Just a minute, I have to go outside to turn around.

Chapter 38: I'm broke again, Jerkson. Can you loan me $20.00 until I get back on my back?
Elizabeth Warren, who also goes by her Indian name, "Lies on Race Box," is in big heap-um trouble. The earnest, reform-minded liberal running for Senate against Scott Brown, R-Mass., lied about being part-Cherokee to get a job at Harvard.

Harvard took full advantage of Warren's lie, bragging to The Harvard Crimson about her minority status during one of the near-constant student protests over insufficient "diversity" in the faculty. Warren also listed herself as an Indian in law school faculty directories and, just last month, said, "I am very proud of my Native American heritage."

Except, oops, she has no...