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20 Reasons You Just Might Be A Liberal (2012 Election Edition)

George257 Wrote: Oct 02, 2012 2:02 PM
Precisely which canine powers did obama hope to gain from the dog he ate? It's intelligence, loyALTY, sexual power, self control, or what?
Capt-Call Wrote: Oct 02, 2012 3:16 PM
The ability to enjoy licking it's own a s s
Otho Wrote: Oct 02, 2012 2:35 PM
I think it was the power dog's have to eat their own vomit... maybe?
Rock Strongo Wrote: Oct 02, 2012 2:11 PM
I'm gonna go with intelligence. It didn't work.
rickmcq Wrote: Oct 02, 2012 2:07 PM
His book, “Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance,” recalls the story, but does not tell us if his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro, ever specified the traits of the dog. Now, of course, we know that the traits were lying and redistribution of wealth.

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, you just might be a liberal if...

1) You get extremely upset about the idea of the government coming into our bedrooms unless it's to give everyone free birth control.

2) You believe that people who hold the exact same position on gay marriage that Barack Obama did last year are horrible bigots who are unfit to hold office.

3) You think that Mitt Romney, who has raked leaves for old people, helped a dying child with his will, and paid for college educations for kids who became quadriplegics in...

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