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A Few Debate Questions for Obama That Won't Be Asked

Ovomit sans teleprompter: "well, good question, like, umm, ah, you know, I am eye canday, like, you know, I will bring knife to the table, you know, you see, redistribute wealth, unfair, you know, racists, you know, that 1%, my opinion is evolving, my opinion has evolved, haters, you know, like, the great religion of Islam, you know, like, umm, you did not build that, you know, I am the healer of the world, umm, ahh, like everybody loves me, you know.
On Wednesday night, left-leaning TV anchor Jim Lehrer of government-supported PBS will moderate the first 90-minute presidential debate in Denver. The forum will focus on domestic policy. Lehrer alone will determine the topics and questions for six 15-minute segments, and then he will control an "open discussion" for each segment.

We know the liberal media bias drill: Make the Republican candidate look like a scary extremist on social issues and a greedy capitalist pig on economic issues. Avoid the Democratic incumbent's record of failure. Run out the clock. Thank you and good night.

Here's my starter list of domestic policy debate topics and...