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Gay Marriage Will Make Mother’s Day Quite Perplexing

fmizell Wrote: May 13, 2012 12:07 PM
Ok same sex-marriage rights; they pushed for civil unions, now for the word marriage to be used. "When same-sex marriage is legal, both rightwingnuts and leftists will be allowed to participate." Does this mean if someone wants to guy wants to marry his brother, he can do that? How about that girl who really loves her mare, can they get married. After all, they are the same sex, right? Where does it all end?

I think I speak for most heterosexual males when I say I’m not homophobic but chick-o-centric. Let’s keep it positive, okay? It’s not that we dislike gays … it’s just that we really like girls. It seems no matter how long we spend in PC rehab compliantly undergoing the most stringent psychotherapy to rid ourselves of our knee-jerk to your mate choice, the simple fact is that heterosexual guys don’t “get” gays.

Heck, we don’t understand women. What makes you think we’ll ever understand a man who doesn’t like women yet acts like Richard Simmons? You just rifled right...