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FletchforFreedom Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 3:18 PM
Nancy Pelosi should be sanctioned for pulling the plug at the Dome so Colin could have more time to get his head together. That's okay. We Baltimoron's are used to it. ESPN analysts have labeled the Ravens 3-point underdogs for tomorrow's victory parade.
DoctorRoy Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 3:25 PM
Well it was an unusually quick first half.
ericynot Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 4:16 PM
And an unusually long second.
Jay Wye Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 8:48 PM
sure,few yellow flags,few punts,and rapid scoring. I liked that.

(Editor’s Note: Barack Obama will not make an appearance in this column.)

Dear Coach,

Now that the Superbowl is over, it’s not too late to begin thinking about “next” year.   

So, pursuant with the terms of my plea bargain agreement and by order of the court, “Number 81®” hereby submits this apology to you, to the patrons of Danny’s All Night Café and to the fine ladies of the Buddy’s Airport Lounge and Go-Go Barn (home of the $12.99 T-bone-lap-dance combo).

While the words have been crafted on the advice of Number 81®’s attorney, the...

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