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20 Reasons You Just Might Be A Liberal (2012 Election Edition)

FletchforFreedom Wrote: Oct 02, 2012 11:14 AM
Fire your incompetent factchecker. The cost of the two wars of which you speak amounts to less than 14% ... not of the total budget, not of the military budget, not of the debt, but of the DEFICITS under Obama. So, by definition, more than 86% of the Obama deficits cannot be blamed on the wars. That liberal canard has been parroted by the uninformed for far too long. And Obamacare has already guaranteed harm to women and the elderly, etc. You may believe that the Easter Bunny, Elvis and the Great Pumpkin are scheming to force you to have children - it's more credible.

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, you just might be a liberal if...

1) You get extremely upset about the idea of the government coming into our bedrooms unless it's to give everyone free birth control.

2) You believe that people who hold the exact same position on gay marriage that Barack Obama did last year are horrible bigots who are unfit to hold office.

3) You think that Mitt Romney, who has raked leaves for old people, helped a dying child with his will, and paid for college educations for kids who became quadriplegics in...