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Whiny Atheists Protest Charlie Brown Christmas Special

fculpa Wrote: Nov 29, 2012 2:54 PM
The Church is 2000 years strong! It has survived every emperor, regime and 2-bit dictator that has tried to crush it. The Church has outlived every hostile empire that tried to destroy Her. The Church will outlive the whining, thin-skinned, boo-hoo-hooing, atheist scum that are trying to kick Her out of the public square. The war on Christmas ends in 2019!

The atheists I grew up with in Texas were a tad bit pluckier than today’s lardy hagfish atheists who file lawsuits every winter when they see a child wrapped in swaddling clothes.

Yep, the anti-theists I used to hang out with in the Lone Star state were rugged individualists who were so busy milking this existence that they didn’t have time to bleat like a stuck sheep because a plastic baby Jesus statue endangered their delicate beliefs.

My other non-believing buddies who weren’t the robust Hemingway types were usually heady stoners who were into physics, Pink Floyd and Frisbee and were...