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Mr. President: 'Take Care!'

FairnessMan Wrote: Apr 06, 2012 1:23 PM
Obama takes his oath of office about as seriously as a promise he might make to his fat asz wife to stay away from junk food when she isn't watching him. He respects toilet paper more than the Constitution because toilet paper has some use for him.



Editor's note: This column was co-authored Bob Morrison.

President Obama took the oath of office on Tuesday, January 20, 2009. In that Abraham Lincoln Bicentennial year, Mr. Obama sought to stress his admiration for the only other president from Illinois. Millions of people watched as he placed his left hand on the Lincoln Bible and raised his right hand. Around the world, billions viewed the event on television. On the National Mall, army howitzers of the Presidential Salute Battery fired off a 21-gun salute to honor the new commander-in-chief.

It was...