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On the Ninth Day, God Made a Liberal

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 09, 2013 10:38 PM
Dear child RGR, I have no idea what "genitalia" you referenced. But just what did you mean about a "snake in your pants"? Even here in Arkansas we know enough not to carry snakes in our pants. Were you never taught any better than that? Poor child, perhaps you're still in Middle School.....

Here is a hilarious (and sad) parody of the wonderful Paul Harvey commentary about farmers, which was part of a popular Super Bowl ad last week.  Enjoy: