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On the Ninth Day, God Made a Liberal

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 09, 2013 10:29 PM
Dearest child RGR, I've already replied to your idiocy. I know, reading isn't your forte, hence you are a liberal. You really should try thinking on your own, without listening to the mainstream media for at least a week. Start small, only think about what you might do for someone else that day. Slowly work into thinking about things you could do for the greater good of the country. If you persist, you might be able to pull your head out of your third point of contact.

Here is a hilarious (and sad) parody of the wonderful Paul Harvey commentary about farmers, which was part of a popular Super Bowl ad last week.  Enjoy: