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On the Ninth Day, God Made a Liberal

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 09, 2013 10:17 PM
Well, really RGR, it would be rather useless to arm oneself with weapons which are NOT designed to kill someone attacking one's family. So, RGR, three men break into your home and declare they are going to kill your sons and rape your wife and daughters, while making you watch, and then will kill you all. You DON'T want a weapon? Are you sure?

Here is a hilarious (and sad) parody of the wonderful Paul Harvey commentary about farmers, which was part of a popular Super Bowl ad last week.  Enjoy: