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On the Ninth Day, God Made a Liberal

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 09, 2013 10:29 PM
Dearest child RGR, I've already replied to your idiocy. I know, reading isn't your forte, hence you are a liberal. You really should try thinking on your own, without listening to the mainstream media for at least a week. Start small, only think about what you might do for someone else that day. Slowly work into thinking about things you could do for the greater good of the country. If you persist, you might be able to pull your head out of your third point of contact.
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On the Ninth Day, God Made a Liberal

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 09, 2013 10:24 PM
It hasn't been, partly because I'm armed and it's rather obvious. Additionally, in case you didn't read my name well, I'm in Arkansas, not in some rat-infested city overrun with drug addicts and gang-bangers, which is probably where you fit right in. Child, why not go play on the freeway for a bit, and let the adults converse without perverse, childish writing. If you're good, later on we'll get ice cream. Won't that be yummy?!
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On the Ninth Day, God Made a Liberal

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 09, 2013 10:17 PM
Well, really RGR, it would be rather useless to arm oneself with weapons which are NOT designed to kill someone attacking one's family. So, RGR, three men break into your home and declare they are going to kill your sons and rape your wife and daughters, while making you watch, and then will kill you all. You DON'T want a weapon? Are you sure?
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On the Ninth Day, God Made a Liberal

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 09, 2013 10:13 PM
No, wdvander, that's Belgian WAFFLES! Not "Belgium lesbians"... With lots of whipped cream and fresh fruit... Yum!
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The Republicans' Primary Problem

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 06, 2013 8:49 PM
And you, of course, will be unable to hold a single cogent thought in your head, and will giggle, muttering "Amusing!". I imagine you would have the same reaction to almost anything happening in the world...
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The Republicans' Primary Problem

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 06, 2013 8:44 PM
What an amusing answer! Hilarious! You know, it's a very unhealthy lifestyle choice you've made...
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The Republicans' Primary Problem

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 06, 2013 8:39 PM
Dear Amused, Are you still mistaking exits for entrances? I've discovered that simple minds are often amused by the simplest things...
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The Republicans' Primary Problem

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 06, 2013 8:23 PM
Hmmm... and you're also experiencing the "munchies", I suppose. Therefore, I suggest you lay aside the joint for a bit and sleep it off. Either that or go see if you can jump over cars as they come at you on the interstate. That might have more interesting, or "amusing" results... Poor child, I realize "amusing" is your word of the day, probably found on your "Word of the Day Toilet Paper". But there IS such a thing as too much....
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The Republicans' Primary Problem

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Feb 06, 2013 8:14 PM
'Twould be nice if the feeling was reciprical, but you aren't amusing in the slightest. In fact, you're simply boring. Perhaps you should write more, so I could have something to read to put me to sleep tonight...
Nope, found 'em, Lois, dear!
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Tax Rich Liberals

Ernest fm AR Wrote: Dec 12, 2012 10:12 PM
Sorry, I still prefer the roll-call vote on the tax hike with all Republicans voting "Present". We don't own it. We didn't vote for it, or block it. Democrats want it, give it to them. Then THEY own the economic Amageddon that results. All theirs.
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