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Habemus Papam: Pope Francis I Ascends the Throne of Peter

EndTheSecond Wrote: Mar 13, 2013 7:42 PM
You believe in evolution?
Uber Dave Wrote: Mar 13, 2013 7:55 PM
EndTheSecond Wrote: Mar 13, 2013 7:49 PM
Carlos7 Wrote: Mar 13, 2013 7:45 PM
Yes. It may explain lower-order creatures like yourself.

But I think it works backward - you gotta tail yet?
Uber Dave Wrote: Mar 13, 2013 7:44 PM
EndTheSecond...

...And you may as well toss the other nine in the round file as well.

...There's fact for you to embrace.

The white smoke and ringing bells announced to the world that the cardinal electors had chosen a new pope, and about an hour later, Jorge Cardinal Bergoglio took St. Peter's balcony as Pope Francis I. He has the distinction of being the first pope from the Americas, as he is an Argentinian of Italian descent. He formerly served as the head of the Jesuit order, as well as Archbishop of Buenos Aires, and is currently 75 years old. Pope John Paul II named him a cardinal. He is said to be known for his humility and devotion to simplicity, which...