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Awaiting a Natural Disaster That DIDN'T Happen

Duke Nuk'em Wrote: Nov 02, 2012 6:39 AM
The mullah zero-bama says we leave nobody behind.


So I was just talking to my family in Seattle as Shabbat ended here in Honolulu, catching up on the day when suddenly, I heard the familiar screech of the tsunami sirens, blasting out in the warm night. I was home alone, my friends and hosts out at a movie I deemed too tense for my taste.

I didn't know about any earthquake, but of course during Shabbat I'm off the news-loop, so my first thought was it was some kind of test or malfunction of the siren system. But no--the blaring, ear-piercing scream...