I’m getting sick and tired of all the violence. Every few months, the campus community gets another email blast from the police saying that a gunman is loose on the UNCW campus. For those who don’t know, UNCW stands for The University of North Carolina at We-are-sitting-ducks-because-only-criminals-carry-guns-on-campus. Our ban on guns has turned the campus into safe haven for armed robbers. It has also increased the incidence of violent crime around the perimeter of our campus. The explanation for the trend is purely common sense. And my solution is pure genius, largely because it is born of my boundless humility....
For those interested I put together a document on how to read Amendment 2. It is available at http://dlaster.com/DOCUMENTS/How_to_read_2nd_Amendment.pdf and can be distributed freely. It is basically a lesson in English since the Gun-Ban advocates and "Liberals" in general do not seem to be able to understand simple English grammar.
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