Halloween is almost upon us and you're probably thinking, "Gee, wouldn't it be great to kick back on the couch and rent a few conservative horror flicks for the big night?"

Here's the problem: horror films aren't family friendly. They're gory, they're violent, and they're vulgar. Even setting that aside, there really aren't very many "conservative" movies overall and there are almost no truly "conservative" horror flicks. Still, as a Right-Wing horror film aficionado, I can at least make a few solid recommendations that might have some extra-added appeal for...








10 Horror Movies For Conservatives To Watch This Halloween
Before there ever was a Jeff Goldblum and Herbert Marshall was featured in the suave roles;
The best horror flick of the 20th century made us shiver and quake.
It was titled "The Fly,"
. . . about a half human, half brandy-swigging fly; oddly married to a lovely woman. In France, not here!
They've never filmed a nightmare so chilling as this one.