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What's On? How About a Day Off!

Dr_Zinj Wrote: Jan 31, 2013 9:56 AM
The real trick is to be a defendant in court and found innocent so that all the court costs are born by the prosecution. After all, who wants a paid day off when you have to fork over your pay to Uncle Sam?

I ask you -- what do you have in common with Ferris Bueller?

I tell you -- you both need a day off.

No, I'm not talking about one of the measly vacation days your miserly company gives you, and I am certainly not talking about one of those endless "training days" where the HR department whisks you away to a secret bunker to brainstorm new rules for the safe and sensible use of paper clips.

I'm talking about a real day off -- a day of leisure and indolence, just like every day you're at work, except...