"Never let a crisis go to waste"

No crisis? Then make one up

I tried to score some medical marijuana after visiting a mexican restaurant. I had guacamole in my eyes!

Snowing out in Chicago right now and my bucket of pitch has gone rock hard. Guess I'll have to wait until spring to tar and feather Al Gore.

Also...Maroon 5 may not be scientists, but that dude can sure play lead guitar!!

He rallied for govt. health care before he stood in front of that Universal Death Panel. I guess we will just drive off that bridge when we get to it. (hope we never get there)

"The forecast for tonight will be dark, getting slowly light towards morning"-George Carlin's Hippy Dippy weatherman.
"The sun will come out tomorrow"-Little Orphan Annie

Obama belongs right up there on the Nobel pedastal with jimmy carter and yassir arafat

MM plating the Christian card or the democracy card are a hoot.He'll see a little taste of democracy in the next election. Meanwhile the Democratic Republic of Korea should keep a seat warm for him.

Saw a young kid wearing a great t-shirt the other day. A green (instead of red) shirt with a picture of Che Guevara on it. Underneath it said "this t-shirt brought to you by capitalism" I'm sure this college kid "gets it"

Hey BHO,
If you plan on financing your health care plan by eliminating the fraud ,waste and abuse in medicare. What controls do you have in place to get rid of fraud,waste and abuse NOW?
Don't you think it would be a grand idea to rid us of this fraud,waste and abuse first,show the American people all of the fantastic savings you have produced, before attempting your health scheme???

Gone With the Wind was considered quite scandalous at the time because Rhett Butler said" Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a darn"
(or something like that)

Pretty soon military men will be awarded a medal for being "fabulous" under fire