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Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Biden

DianeCee Wrote: Oct 14, 2012 9:09 AM
I happen to think Biden was on a methamphetamine during the debate.
Dan107 Wrote: Oct 14, 2012 10:03 AM
Actually, Diane, the problem was that he wasn't on his Ritalin.
Doug5049 Wrote: Oct 14, 2012 9:51 AM
I think his mother was roaring drunk while smoking 5 packs a day every day for nine months from March 20 until November 20, 1942.

“When a wise man has a controversy with a foolish man, the foolish man either rages or laughs, and there is no rest.” —Proverbs 29:9

I was going to title this column, “How Not to Be a Smarmy, Bellicose, Horse-Toothed Dork Like Biden.” However, upon deeper contemplation I thought I’d direct it toward parents as an attempt to save the next generation from the insufferable effects of the boorish Biden bug.

To call Biden an ass-clown after last Thursday’s debate with Rep. Paul Ryan is to insult bottoms, donkeys and Bozos far and wide. I’m surprised Joe didn’t fart loudly and...