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Jesus Christ, Ted Nugent and Rosie O’Donnell Weigh in on Gay Marriage

dfreyberger Wrote: Mar 31, 2013 10:01 AM
I hope that as their sister you are doing everything you can, with gentle words, kindness, and love, to help them keep their vows to each other, understand each other, and love each other. As his sister, you are in a unique position to help your sister-in-law understand and love your brother. As a woman, you are in a unique position to help your brother understand his wife. This is what families are for.

The other day I was on a radio show being interviewed about my new Sandy Hook Massacre book when the conversation turned to gay marriage. I’m sitting there thinking, “Huh?” … “I didn’t sign up to talk about gay marriage” … “Good Lord, man, I’d rather watch Yoko Ono do an interpretive dance to “Riders on the Storm” then yap about two big lesbians wanting to get hitched.”

Anyway, I caved in and decided to follow the host’s lead and give him my redneck two cents on gay marriage; and here’s what I told him:

Number One. Before I...