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Jesus Christ, Ted Nugent and Rosie O’Donnell Weigh in on Gay Marriage

dfreyberger Wrote: Mar 31, 2013 9:46 AM
Actually men in their 70s can father children. Women in their 70s generally can't get pregnant, although I think women in their 60s have given birth, with the help of modern science. Late 50s anyway. So it will probably happen for women in their 70s at some point. Nevertheless only heterosexual couples can provide a child with the requisite mother and father.

The other day I was on a radio show being interviewed about my new Sandy Hook Massacre book when the conversation turned to gay marriage. I’m sitting there thinking, “Huh?” … “I didn’t sign up to talk about gay marriage” … “Good Lord, man, I’d rather watch Yoko Ono do an interpretive dance to “Riders on the Storm” then yap about two big lesbians wanting to get hitched.”

Anyway, I caved in and decided to follow the host’s lead and give him my redneck two cents on gay marriage; and here’s what I told him:

Number One. Before I...