I've Heard of a Flat Tax, but a Flatulence Tax?

Lol this is a pathetic excuse for a news article. Funny how she writes:

"It is estimated that cows emit anywhere from 26 to 132 gallons of methane daily, which is a level that competes with the average methane discharge from cars."

Lol I mean it's not like the left wing conspiracy of global warming is affected by Methane in any sense or anything lol. Hannah here's a little news flash you beautifal little Republican you if you happen to be reading this! Journalism is actually reporting facts, and not manufacturing a conspiracy simply because you feel a certain way about a topic, without stating a shred of evidence really to back up your accusations. Now I know that you and your friend the funny laughable excuse for a p imp...