No, to be a liberal you need to have ADLEB...
Attention Deficit... LOOK, EVIL BUSH!!!!

You didnt properly seucre the plastic bags on OOM Carter. The farts leaked out, reviving the enemy, but the bag over his head concealed his insane word, preventing the hearing-deprived from recieving the proper ratio of fart-gas t0 BS ratio for proper understanding, YOU FOOL!!! Now the lefties are getting the wrong gas mix. WE CANNOT HOLD THIS SITUATION, FOREVER!!! Whoever has the "Carter", EJECT IT NOW!!!,,,.... "Lord Obama, may we survive our folly, We pray in the name of THE ONE, Obama....AAAAAHHHHITSNOTWORKINGTHEPAINTHEAGONYTHE CUTRATEARUGULA!!!!WHOLEFOODSFORGIVEME>>>>>>>>>

No, that's "Libertarian"-think. That's capital "L", as in the doctrinare 'screw reality, we're right' Libertarian Party. It ain't no more 'conservative' than GW or his father were. If you want actual 'conservative-think' with emphasis on the 'think', subscribe to (or read at your local library) NATIONAL REVIEW (the magazine, I can't speak about the website, I don't read it). All I can say about your comment, otherwise, is that you have a very media-distorted view of what conservatives actually 'think'.

You didn't need to be any clearer about THAT. I GOT the point that you and Tommy were bickering about literary pretensions, I just failed to see where you ever made a clear point on the actual topic this column is about. I believe it was Larry Niven who said (I paraphrase): If you have nothing to say, you can say it in any artsy, pretentious way you please, but if you actually have something to say, it's your responsibility as an author to say it clearly and succinctly. Let it not be YOUR fault if the reader fails to understand.

If you had any point on topic, you failed by that criterion. Unless, of course, your only actual point was to bicker with Tommy.

I still cannot, for the life of me, discern a single rational point you are trying to make in your meandering verbiage...

There is one major problem with your "literary" pretentions. Even if you have truth on your side, no-one can figure out WHAT the H311 you are talking about.

Now, now, putting a bag over his head would upset the Secret Service. You have to put the bag over his whole body, because every lefty will tell you the man farts sweet-smelling, life-giving oxygen.

Eat a Vegan!

I live in 23 NY. It is referring to what is CURRENTLY the 23rd district. Mostly Oswego, Lewis, & Jefferson Counties. It HAS been represented by a republican since before my grandfather was born. The Demo only won, because DeDe defected to the dems when Hoffman was grinding her into the dirt. If the idiot party chairmen had picked him first, you would have seen AT LEAST a 55 - 45 win, just based on the vote numbers and what the people, my neighbors and friends have been talking about for months...

If they went for the Confederacy, That's South. Otherwise, that's North. WVa is North, Maryland is North, Virginia is south, Take it from there, etc...