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My Guns and Loads to Dispatch Zombies Baking on Bath Salts

dbartlett Wrote: Jun 10, 2012 10:27 AM
It comes down to whatever is available to you at the time! You can't fire a 12-gauge with one hand, what kind of wimp are you ....I wouldn't be turning on any light switches or opening any doors until said person or persons identified themselves as friendlies AND I wouldn't be holding on to no stinking railings but would be in a good firing stance!
Tacitus X Wrote: Jun 10, 2012 10:39 AM
Spoken like Barney Fife. I see you shooting yourself as you stupidly tumble down your steps half-asleep in pitch blackness. Nice criminals in your area that obligingly identify themslves in the dark. And how exactly do you magically transport yourself from upstairs to downstairs in "a good firing stance"? I assume also you must live in a small shed since you apparently have no doors to open or pass through. Afraid someone is going to steal your trash can?

I love Miami. Many of my conservative buddies can’t figure out why I moved here or why I stay. I remind them quite often that Miami does have its perks:

- The weather during the late fall through early spring is dreamy.

- It’s green and gorgeous all year round as opposed to your brown town.

- Lincoln Road and Ocean Drive are two of the best zoos in the world. You’ll see more freaky critters on those two avenues than you will at the most exotic zoo in Dubai.

- The Atlantic Ocean down here...