I was a bit of a juvenile delinquent.
- I semi-confessed that I may have set off fireworks in a stairwell at my high school.
- And I’ve already confessed my role in an “attack” on a float during a homecoming parade.
- So I may as well admit that I got in trouble during college for having a pet snake in my dorm room.
Given that last bullet point, you would think I would sympathize with people who want to bring pets to school.
And I do, but I don’t sympathize with the notion that...