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Stressed? Are You Disabled?

DanCobb Wrote: Aug 20, 2012 3:00 PM
Wow, you love socialism! I think you should renounce your socialism and renounce all your rights to medicare/medicaid and to social security. And to food stamps. Why are you living such a socialist lifestyle??? ARE YOU A SOCIALIST?? Anyone who gets Social Security is a socialist. Or Medicare, etc. I have a form that you can sign that I will send into HHS for you that explains to HHS that you want to stop receiving all that socialistic aid --and I will send it in for you too. If you want a form, let me know, I'll send it to you.
Government worker: “Do you have a disability?”

Man: “No.”

Man’s wife: “What does he get if he’s disabled?”

Government worker: “His monthly payments will [double].”

Man’s wife: “Well, then he’s disabled.”

Government worker (to man): “What’s your disability?”

Man: “I’m stressed.”

An attorney friend of mine recently overheard the above conversation in a Florida government building. The man, who had just turned 65, was signing up for retirement benefits while his wife stood over his shoulder. I relay the story to illustrate how our government is expanding...