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Who Cares About Jobs When You Can Regulate Happy Meals?

dahni Wrote: Feb 07, 2013 10:49 AM
Pres.(WTF,WALDO!)'s latest press release (you know, latest 'lie op) gave us the good news and the bad news. Good news, the Environmental Protection Activist Agency enacted a regulation protecting the habitats of the common fire ant (the one that is migrating from Central America). The bad news is that no further construction of anything on the ground can occur until a thorough study of how that might affect the fire ants is conducted. More good news is that this regulation will create the need for at least 214,000 new fire ant inspectors. More good news, the cost of the fire ant inspectors will not come from the Federal Goverenment! The builders will be charged for that 'service'!
AZYaateeh Wrote: Feb 07, 2013 7:31 PM
Not even the Obama EPA would protect an invasive species like fire ants.

They might fine you for having an infestation of them, though.
Colonialgirl Wrote: Feb 07, 2013 12:15 PM
Don't forget the EPA checking for puddles on the property after a heavy rainstorm; Have to find all those navigable waterways and "ponds".
evie10 Wrote: Feb 07, 2013 11:39 AM
how about we capture and transplant some of these fire ants into the homes of the EPA heads. I'm allergic but I'll help capture them.
ppotts Wrote: Feb 07, 2013 11:48 AM
President Obama could use a nest of them crawling up his leg. It would give him a new respect for mother nature. LOL
capitalust Wrote: Feb 07, 2013 8:46 PM
The space between Obama's humongous ears would make a nice habitat for them. It is clearly not being used for anything currently.
Jeff2422 Wrote: Feb 07, 2013 11:13 AM
I suggest that DC be declared a habitat for fire ants. We should do everything that we can to make sure the fire ants move to DC. I think that could solve all our problems.
You got to give the libs at EPA one thing, they are more persistent than the fire ants on killing things, especially economic activity and private sector jobs.
capitalust Wrote: Feb 07, 2013 8:45 PM
I think we need to protect the Africanized killer bees that are currently a plague in southern states. We should relocate them all to Washington D.C. They should get along great with the Africanized killer Democrats running around loose there. Wonder which group will survive? I'm rooting for the bees.

I wish Obama and the Democrats could be as passionate about jobs as they are about, say, the contents of Happy Meals. Or the dust from cement factories. Or the habitat of the red-cockaded woodpecker.

While the wizard of DC remains a master of illusion and delusion, focusing everyone’s attention on the man behind the curtain- and his 20 Little Martyrs- the jobless recovery now enters its fifth year with no signs that hiring will be picking up soon.

So instead of worrying about the peckers, I wonder about the 12 million martyrs who remain unemployed. And the 3.6...

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