I’m not an Appleite, Appletonian, Applethusiast, or whatever else the Apple lovers call themselves.
However, the other night I savored the same thrill of those who wait in line for hours for the newest Apple product.
In fact, it’s the same thrill that people experienced while waiting in line to see the bearded lady, or the two-headed boy, or the even the boxing kangaroo that was often exhibited by P.T. Barnum.
Without question, Barnum knew that curiosity and lemming behavior went hand-in-hand.
If the “barker” was saying...