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Obama's Angels

Corndog2 Wrote: May 06, 2012 8:41 AM
The real story of Julia. Julia was conceived in a Yale dorm room, in the womb of a hefty shrewish elitist liberal arts wallflower democrat from an affluent family who couldn't resist the slobbery advances of a drunken frat boy one Friday evening at happy hour. Three months later, Julia's mom makes a trip to the free clinic (courtesy of taxpayers) and has her sucked out of her womb. End of story.

Independent sassy ladies, make way for Obama’s government dependent gal … Julia! For the double X chromosomes who’ve yet to meet Julia, she’s Obama’s dream girl: a needy chick who’s beholden to big government from her wee little diapers to her ginormous adult Depends. And I thought conservatives hated women?

Now, before I continue to bash Obama’s dreamland for the ladies, who in God’s name came up with the name “Julia”? That’s way too white of a name for We the Touchy. BHO’s gang should have just named her Cassandra Caucasian or Whitney Whiteywhite.

Julia Roberts, Julia Child,...

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