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20 Obvious Truths That Will Shock Liberals

Corey12 Wrote: Jul 03, 2012 4:23 PM
Part Six His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to. Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."
David157 Wrote: Aug 02, 2012 11:20 AM
LIBs are dumb. They give themselves credit for all kinds of things that they had nothing to do with. How dare you give yourself credit for the FREEDOMS we have. The founding fathers were behind that, jerk. You've been trying to undo much of what they did. Our country didn't become great because some dip LIB sat in an office somewhere redistributing wealth. Get over yourselves. More Republicans in the 1960s voted FOR civil rights than did Democrats. You dummies act as if these were really Republicans in disguise, or ancient history. No, they were Democrats and that was in our lifetimes. The party has always been one of malcontents, closet racists, bigots and wealth redistributors. It's who you are.
Windex Wrote: Jul 31, 2012 12:32 PM
Cute and humorous little tale but it means absolutely nothing. I think we're all bright enough (including Corey, the esteemed copy-paster) to recognize how devoid of any real-life parallels this 6-part nonsense contains.
b_niles57 Wrote: Jul 28, 2012 10:21 PM
Well played sir, well played. I notice no comments on your posts! Hmm. Must have hit home?
Windex Wrote: Jul 31, 2012 2:08 PM
Ugh, 'Well played...'. Such an overused expression.

1) The Founding Fathers were generally religious, gun-toting small government fanatics who were so far to the Right that they'd make Ann Coulter look like Jimmy Carter.

2) The greatest evil this country has ever committed isn't slavery; it's killing more than 50 million innocent children via abortion.

3) Conservatives are much more compassionate than liberals and all you have to do to prove it is look at all the studies showing that conservatives give more of their money to charity than liberals do.

4) When the Founding Fathers were actually around, there were official state religions and the...